09-01-2011, 11:30 PM
Announcing the exciting new hands-free Mastubatory!
Made entirely from the bark of the Australian non-chaffing tree, this exciting new gadget oozes with features and often comes in a walnut trim carrying case.
for the non full Brazilian cut types, it offers a perm, trim and pat feature.
* An elongated "girth" model is available by special order.
rechargeable battery or mains powered in three speeds - kneading, fast and very, very, very fast.
Available in traditional garnet and plain ol' creamed colour.
For a small extra fee, the Mastubatory comes with its own rubber catsuit, hood and in-built periwinkle.
Available from sole agents
Joys-R-Us
A proud member of the Global Goble Digger Droup of companies
Made entirely from the bark of the Australian non-chaffing tree, this exciting new gadget oozes with features and often comes in a walnut trim carrying case.
for the non full Brazilian cut types, it offers a perm, trim and pat feature.
* An elongated "girth" model is available by special order.
rechargeable battery or mains powered in three speeds - kneading, fast and very, very, very fast.
Available in traditional garnet and plain ol' creamed colour.
For a small extra fee, the Mastubatory comes with its own rubber catsuit, hood and in-built periwinkle.
Available from sole agents
Joys-R-Us
A proud member of the Global Goble Digger Droup of companies
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14