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It is very disappointing, isn't it, when an old friend, a very, very old and, let's be frank, senile friend whom one hasn't seen for ages and barely spoke to even when I did see him, lets you down.Some of you will remember old Mr Murdoch even though, sadly, he can't remember anything now. He was one of CoAc's governors, though, I hasten to add, had no influence whatsoever on school policy, particularly not when we decided to install the Sky dish on the chapel roof, nor when the staff common room opted for the HD Sky Plus Digibox.
Old Murdoch was quite a character with his funny accent and his inappropriate friendship with all the previous headmasters!
But, sadly, time has taken its toll and really one should now just feel sorry for him, as he wanders about the school looking somewhat dishevelled and muttering to anyone who will listen that he was in and out of my office every day.
I hope that parents will accept my word on this and let the facts speak for themselves. The fact that I employed his friend Mr Coulson, that I went riding on his friend, Mrs Brookes', horse, went to a Christmas party with his son James and shared a lovely family picnic with old Mr M himself, demonstrates the lengths to which I went in order to avoid having any association with him whatsoever. I hope this puts an end to the matter as it does to Mr Hunt's career.
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http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.ph...issue=1313
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It is very disappointing, isn't it, when an old friend, a very, very old and, let's be frank, senile friend whom one hasn't seen for ages and barely spoke to even when I did see him, lets you down.Some of you will remember old Mr Murdoch even though, sadly, he can't remember anything now. He was one of CoAc's governors, though, I hasten to add, had no influence whatsoever on school policy, particularly not when we decided to install the Sky dish on the chapel roof, nor when the staff common room opted for the HD Sky Plus Digibox.
Old Murdoch was quite a character with his funny accent and his inappropriate friendship with all the previous headmasters!
But, sadly, time has taken its toll and really one should now just feel sorry for him, as he wanders about the school looking somewhat dishevelled and muttering to anyone who will listen that he was in and out of my office every day.
I hope that parents will accept my word on this and let the facts speak for themselves. The fact that I employed his friend Mr Coulson, that I went riding on his friend, Mrs Brookes', horse, went to a Christmas party with his son James and shared a lovely family picnic with old Mr M himself, demonstrates the lengths to which I went in order to avoid having any association with him whatsoever. I hope this puts an end to the matter as it does to Mr Hunt's career.
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http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.ph...issue=1313
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
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“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.
"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.