21-12-2012, 12:21 PM
Eagles demand lighter children
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MODERN kids are simply too fat to lift, according to eagles.
After faked footage of an eagle attempting to carry off a child went viral, the birds commented that they wished this were still possible.
Golden eagle Roy Hobbs said: "These days you simply can't get human infants off the ground. Honestly, the average toddler weighs more than a sheep.
"What the hell are you feeding them?
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/envir...2122054312
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