Defining the Isms...

[Danny Jarman]

SOCIALISM
You had 2 cows before the state redistributed them between you (who had originally delivered them from their mother
and subsequently fed them for years) and those who had no previous experience with cows. Your cow (#1) lived, the
other cow (#2) died for lack of care. Then the state required you to share your milk with those who neglected cow #2
to death.