Psychologists Weigh In On 9/11

[Ed Jewett]

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Aug 8 2006, 02:19 PM

Is there any Reality Behind Those 9/11 Conspiracy Theories?

No, I don’t think so.

After all the reading and research I’ve done, I’ve come to the conclusion that it is in my best interests (and those of my country) to:

· fully embrace the findings of the Warren Commission (that bullet, after all, did take a sharp left hand turn);
· to bury forever the findings of the Frank Church investigations of the CIA (alongside Frank Olson);
· to ignore the fact that the same people show up in the background on 11/22/63, Watergate, Iran-Contra, and 9/11;
· to ignore the fact that the riot which stopped the Florida recount in the 2000 Presidential race was the work of Republican operatives; and
· to understand and accept fully that the CIA, the NSA and the military-industrial complex know what is best for me.

I’ve completely obliterated from memory, with the help of repetitive brain-washing:

· the fact that there were more bullet holes left behind in the Ambassador Hotel than Sirhan’s gun could have carried;
· the fact that those on the balcony with MLK pointed to a location quite different from the one in which the lone shooter was holed up;
· the fact that the National Reconnaissance Office was evacuated on the morning of 9/11 (all those spy satellites must have seen something);
· the fact that US Army psy-ops specialists were employed at CNN;
· the fact that two of the four flights on 9/11 weren’t scheduled to fly that day;
· the fact that the local medical examiner who responded to the crash site in Shanksville said there was no work for him to do when he got there;
· the fact that the NTSB has yet to produce a report which they are bound by law to produce (laws, after all, don’t mean a thing anymore);
· the fact that the anthrax involved in the post-9/11 anthrax scares is traceable only to the US bioweapons program and could only have been handled by as few as 12 people;
· decades of evidence and indication that elements of the US government have been involved in illegal drug trafficking.


I’ve decided that the numerous officials from foreign governments who have said from Day One that the 19 hijackers could not have done it without help from within the US government are enemies of our state, including the former Air Defence Minister from Canada, and several high-ranking members of the US military, including the Lt. Col. in charge of Reagan's Star Wars and a highly-decorated Marine combat veteran who served as the former Asst. SecDef under Reagan.

I’ve decided that the numerous FBI officials who’ve come forth to indicate that their pre-9/11 investigations of al-Qaeda were stopped in their tracks by their superiors are just “disgruntled former employees”.

I’ve concluded:

That the actions of the Secret Service to protect our President on 9/11 at the Booker School showed that they were as stunned as the rest of us. I mean, they are professionals, right? As their EOC had warning as early as 7:30 AM of a hijack plan, they surely must have known that “Angel” was not next.

That combat aircraft could have been towed to the Pentagon faster than they actually arrived via air is simply an indication that someone forgot where they left the keys.

The fact that two of the hijackers were seen aboard Jack Abramhoff’s floating gambling casino simply means that they were blowing off some steam before they got ready for “the big wedding”.

The fact that the “incompetents” in charge that day were all promoted is just evidence of how highly we value governmental incompetence.

The fact that over a billion dollars were removed from the WTC that morning, and there are trillions unaccounted for in the Pentagon, is just another example of poor accounting practices.

The fact that an obscure lawyer named Chertoff and others in the Administration nixed investigation and media coverage of PTECH software was just an example of making sure our tax dollars were spent wisely (the fact that there’s a secret “back door” into top Federal intelligence and law enforcement agencies just indicates how open the Bush administration wants to be with the world).

That three buildings, for the first time in history, suddenly decided to give up the ghost is just the emergence of the newly-discovered “Sudden Building Collapse Syndrome”.

The fact that the top four officials in charge of the US military on the morning of 9/11 can’t fully or coherently account for their whereabouts or actions is simply an indication that they don’t use DayTimers in their work.

The fact that a CIA psy ops agent was installed as the Executive Editor of Popular Mechanics just six weeks before they published the truthiness about 9/11 conspiracy theories is simply an indication that the US government wants to be sure that we are fully informed about these matters. (The fact that much of the research was done by a fellow named Chertoff is just another one of those silly coincidences.)

The fact that the 9/11 Commission described in great detail the collapse of the building containing the offices of the Secret Service, the CIA, the SEC, and the NYC OEM shows how thorough a job they did in investigation. (It’s in the 9/11 Commission report somewhere, isn’t it?)

The fact that the 9/11 Commission didn’t get underway with its work for over 400 days is simply an indication that they wanted to sure that everything was in proper order before they began their work.

The fact that the 9/11 Commission failed to investigate funding mechanisms or connections to international drug operations was simply an indication that they were tightly focused on their work.

That Carolyn Betts’ tabulation of the many crimes that were committed on 9/11 are of no interest to anyone whatsoever.

That David Ray Griffin, Peter Dale Scott, Michael Ruppert, and Webster Tarpley were just motivated by money when they write what they write. There couldn’t possibly be anything there that could bother “my beautiful mind”.


So, for me, the 9/11 matter is closed. They found all that evidence for the 19 hijackers in the luggage they left behind in Boston and, after all, the 9/11 Commission said it was so, and who am I doubt the wisdom of those who have done business with Rice and bin Laden? After all, it’s simply a matter of a little incompetence and a few coincidences, isn’t it?

So I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m crazy. After all, Bill O’Reilly told me I was.

A psychiatrist has prescribed a 40-day respite of solitude in a remote location away from “those crazy people on the Internet” where I can live in fear of the islamofascists and a virus from chickens, thanking God (with checks sent to Jerry Falwell) that the US government is here to protect me. She has assured me that my mind, like a parachute, will work best when the harnesses and cords that make it work are disconnected.

After my 40-day respite, I’ve agreed to be checked into an institute indefinitely. (Reservations have been made for me through Kellogg, Brown and Root.)

(I mean, everybody’s gotta learn some time, right?)

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