The Inclusive Capitalism Initiative

[Magda Hassan]

Inclusive but only includes billionaires. Does not include press, public or plebs. Nor any alternative. economic systems or ideas.

But surely capitalism is incredibly inclusive isn't it?

For this conference they would've needed waiters to serve the drinks and sandwiches, someone else to set out the conference chairs and tables; liveried types to open and close doors for them; functionaries to remind them where the speech notes are kept and when to speak and what to say; chauffeur types to drive them there in the first place; butler's to ensure their clothes are pressed and ready to wear., purveyors of botox to keep that youthful frozen look. Etc etc.

The bit I really liked about this conference was the idea that they could rebuild "trust and legitimacy". Bloody hilarious.
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Don't forget someone to provide the blow and pussy for them.
Yeah, just goes to show how totally dependent on the working class they are. Can't do a thing with out them. Would be lost with out them to organise their miserable lives.

Trust and legitimacy? In their dreams! ::