14-02-2015, 10:15 AM
(This post was last modified: 14-02-2015, 11:49 AM by David Guyatt.)
Quote:THE DAILY PUTAIN!.
Putain snapped robbing grave
By Aleksndr Pizzoff (Moskou correspondent)
Vladimir Putain the Russian president last night was snapped by our covert cameraman as he robbed a grave im paler, a small village on the outskirts of Tepes, itself a small town in eastern Arkansas's garlic growing country.
Fears are growing that the gristle chewing maniac of Moscow will now turn his attention towards Washington where he has held historic hambitions of becoming president of the DeLoren College of Dining Crafts and Damoiseau Cacaethesia- known as DCDCDC located oddly enough in the District of Columbia, not very far from Washington.
Putain is scouting the area in order to invade us, said a Nato spokesthingy.
The imperious Putain in pictures
Vlad Putain
Tepi Putain
Vlad's bitch
Great Uncle Adolf Putain
In other news:
Princess Diana has been reborn a gelding
The late princess Diana has been reborn as a gelding in the tiny, tiny hamlet of Cock and Drissle, Worcestshire, a Nato spokesthingy has revealed in a non attributable briefing. The princess died in a golfing accident in France in 1997 the zen coroner ruled.
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14