16-02-2015, 05:24 AM
I have recently taken on the pleasure of driving a taxi in Wasilla Alaska from 6pm until 6am. The bars up here stay open until 5am.
As everyone knows we are just a hop and a skip away from the "Evil Empire." Also the native population here is all under suspicion of being communist considering their recent trek across the bering land bridge.
I have noticed that the military presence up here is considerable. In my inquiries to find out what was going on I was told that recent NSA intell has discovered that Vlad Putain has sworn to take Sarah Palin as one of his "undead concubines." As you can imagine Homeland Security has put Wasilla under a full code red alert.
I personally have taken to flying small american flags on all four corners of my taxi and smearing garlic butter around the windows and on the door handles.
We know this is a showdown between the forces good and evil and are determined to defeat this satanic enemy.
As everyone knows we are just a hop and a skip away from the "Evil Empire." Also the native population here is all under suspicion of being communist considering their recent trek across the bering land bridge.
I have noticed that the military presence up here is considerable. In my inquiries to find out what was going on I was told that recent NSA intell has discovered that Vlad Putain has sworn to take Sarah Palin as one of his "undead concubines." As you can imagine Homeland Security has put Wasilla under a full code red alert.
I personally have taken to flying small american flags on all four corners of my taxi and smearing garlic butter around the windows and on the door handles.
We know this is a showdown between the forces good and evil and are determined to defeat this satanic enemy.