22-09-2009, 06:26 AM
CORPORATE SHAKE-UP
If you've ever worked for a boss
who reacts before getting
the facts and thinking things through,
you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
hired a new CEO CORPORATE SHAKE-UPEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy
leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he
wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked
the guy, "How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I
make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his
office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600
in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and
don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the
room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
B
If you've ever worked for a boss
who reacts before getting
the facts and thinking things through,
you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
hired a new CEO CORPORATE SHAKE-UPEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy
leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he
wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked
the guy, "How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I
make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his
office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600
in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and
don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the
room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
B