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What's The World Coming To?
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Dining with john podestavich

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bless my soul.


please.


i recently had the dubious pleasure of attending a private dining evening with the dual american-russian-satanist-cum-businessman entrepreneur and political game-meister, john podestavich. I suppose it servers me right for making a donation to hilary's presidential bid charity


and what an evening it was. Pizza this, pizza that, pizza everything.


john likes to cook spirits. I prefer to drink the damn things. But i make allowances for individual preferences where possible. John is a thin, aesthetic miserable looking fellow and no wonder when you consider the thin gruel laid before him at table.


i made a point of staying away from his ingredients, especially the dual milk ingredients along with the red stuff - which is a clear indication of his russian loyalties. Along with the green stuff too, i suppose.


the "fingernail and spitbite" soup really didn't look very appetising i avoided it on the excuse of a dodgy tummy but it looked like a case of either poor seasoning or simply loathsome ingredients in my opinion. Both i shouldn't doubt.


i also begged off the five-pizza pentagram entre, and meekly ate my ham sandwich instead.


and i explained that my diabetes forbade me to attempt the blood orange pudding with, ahem, real red blood. I also deemed it necessary to avoid anything that contains the beloved colour of trumpovich's face-paint.


damed if i going to eat anything that has commie subversive ingredients in it. No way


and generally i prefer to eat absent the accompanying earthquakes. But then as a guest you can't expect everything can you… and sacrifices have to be made.


and they were…


john's inverted-five-star grinchelin chef, samael, is one to steer clear off, i think. Damn commie subversive food cossack bastard type if i'm any judge.


my take away from the whole evening's grim fare was that john is a damn pinko subversive commie bastard russkie. Who would've thunk?


what's the world coming to?
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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