Statement from John Armstrong

[Charles Drago]

Careful ... I'm wigging out here!

[Phil Dragoo]

Alterationist sight gag: the traveling matte.

[Charles Drago]

Perhaps this conversation will prompt a few LNers to comb over to our side.

At which point we can rogaine the advantage.

I'd go on, but I must watch the latest episode of my favorite soap opera.

The Bald and the Beautiful.

[Dawn Meredith]

It looks like a dead squirrel.

Unless, of course, there are two Armstrongs ...

Hey, he likes it, I like it.

He hates barbers and prefers the mod long hair casual look. Parts
of it around the edge are his own long strands, which blend in well.

Jack

Normally I can tell these things but John looked totally normal to me, including his hair. I like the mod look too

[Dawn Meredith]

It looks like a dead squirrel.

Unless, of course, there are two Armstrongs ...

There are, I saw the other one quite drunk in the bar, as we all sipped chocolate martinis. Except the other one was shorter and had a missing tooth
and kept starting fights with other patrons. Someone told me he was speaking at another conference. Obviously to embarras the real John.

Ok, I am no CD
Dawn