Why you should never talk to the police.

[Peter Lemkin]

Some devious bureaucrat in the Home Office will now be beavering away day and night to amend the law to imply that the caution is understood and this question need not be asked.

You will understand!

Your rights will be trampled.

You will be found guilty.

Hey, in the meantime, you might make a killing with a small business selling front door mats, T-shirts, shirts and jackets etc. with the phrase 'No, I do not understand the caution....No, I do not understand the caution..... written on them....even men and women's shorts/knickers. You could also train parrots to say this phrase.hutup:

[David Guyatt]

Good idea Pete. Let's do it as a joint-venture. You start with the front door mats, and I'll start with these\

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[Keith Millea]

Good idea Pete. Let's do it as a joint-venture. You start with the front door mats, and I'll start with these\

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Yeh Mon!I'll order three,do you take paypal?????

[Peter Lemkin]

Yeh Mon!I'll take three,do you take paypal?????

Of my doormats!??????? Great....hey Dave, didn't I tell ya they'd sell like like rockets!