07-01-2009, 07:38 PM
[B]INSTALLING A HUSBAND
[/B]
[B]Dear Tech Support[/B][B],
Last year I upgraded from[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] to[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B].
In addition,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
·[/B]Romance 9.5< SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> and
[B]·[/B]Personal Attention 6.5,
[B]and then installed undesirable programs such as[/B]:
[B]·[/B]NBA 5.0,[B]< br> ·[/B]NFL 3.0 and
[B]·[/B][B]Golf Clubs 4.1[/B][B].
[/B]
[B]Also[/B][B]Conversation 8.0[/B][B] no longer runs, and[/B][B]Housecleaning 2. 6 [/B][B]simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running[/B][B]Nagging 5.3[/B][B] to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,[/B][B]Desperate.[/B]
[B]DEAR DESPERATE[/B][B] ,
First, keep in mind,
·[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] is an Entertainment Package, while
·[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] is an operating system.
Please enter command:[/B][B]ithoughtyoulovedme.html[/B][B] and try to download[/B][B]Tears 6.2[/B][B] and do not forget to install the[/B][B]Guilt 3.0 [/B][B]update.[/B]
[B]·[/B][B] If that application works as designed ,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] should then automatically run the applications[/B][B]Jewelry 2.0[/B][B] and[/B][B]Flowers 3.5.[/B]
[B]However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] to default to[/B][B]Grumpy Silence 2.5[/B][B] ,[/B][B]Happy Hour 7.0[/B][B] or[/B][B]Beer 6.1[/B][B] ...[/B]
[B]· [/B][B]Please note that[/B][B]Beer 6. 1[/B][B] is a very bad program that will download the[/B][B]Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.[/B]
[B]Whatever you do, [/B][B]DO NOT[/B][B] under any circumstances install[/B][B]Mother-In-Law 1.0[/B][B] (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] -program These are unsupported applications and will crash[/B][B]Husband 1..0[/B][B] ...
In summary,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.=2 0We recommend[/B]
[B]·[/B][B]Cooking 3.0[/B][B] and[/B]
[B]·[/B][B]Hot Lingerie 7.7.[/B]
[B]Good Luck![/B][B]Tech Support[/B]
[/B]
[B]Dear Tech Support[/B][B],
Last year I upgraded from[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] to[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B].
In addition,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
·[/B]Romance 9.5< SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> and
[B]·[/B]Personal Attention 6.5,
[B]and then installed undesirable programs such as[/B]:
[B]·[/B]NBA 5.0,[B]< br> ·[/B]NFL 3.0 and
[B]·[/B][B]Golf Clubs 4.1[/B][B].
[/B]
[B]Also[/B][B]Conversation 8.0[/B][B] no longer runs, and[/B][B]Housecleaning 2. 6 [/B][B]simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running[/B][B]Nagging 5.3[/B][B] to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,[/B][B]Desperate.[/B]
[B]DEAR DESPERATE[/B][B] ,
First, keep in mind,
·[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] is an Entertainment Package, while
·[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] is an operating system.
Please enter command:[/B][B]ithoughtyoulovedme.html[/B][B] and try to download[/B][B]Tears 6.2[/B][B] and do not forget to install the[/B][B]Guilt 3.0 [/B][B]update.[/B]
[B]·[/B][B] If that application works as designed ,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] should then automatically run the applications[/B][B]Jewelry 2.0[/B][B] and[/B][B]Flowers 3.5.[/B]
[B]However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] to default to[/B][B]Grumpy Silence 2.5[/B][B] ,[/B][B]Happy Hour 7.0[/B][B] or[/B][B]Beer 6.1[/B][B] ...[/B]
[B]· [/B][B]Please note that[/B][B]Beer 6. 1[/B][B] is a very bad program that will download the[/B][B]Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.[/B]
[B]Whatever you do, [/B][B]DO NOT[/B][B] under any circumstances install[/B][B]Mother-In-Law 1.0[/B][B] (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the[/B][B]Boyfriend 5.0[/B][B] -program These are unsupported applications and will crash[/B][B]Husband 1..0[/B][B] ...
In summary,[/B][B]Husband 1.0[/B][B] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.=2 0We recommend[/B]
[B]·[/B][B]Cooking 3.0[/B][B] and[/B]
[B]·[/B][B]Hot Lingerie 7.7.[/B]
[B]Good Luck![/B][B]Tech Support[/B]
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish writer.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish writer.