10-12-2011, 03:28 PM
[B]5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:[/B]
[B]1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.[/B]
[B]2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.[/B]
[B]3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.[/B]
[B]4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.[/B]
[B]5. Alcohol does[/B][B] [/B][B]not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.[/B]
[B]1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.[/B]
[B]2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.[/B]
[B]3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.[/B]
[B]4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.[/B]
[B]5. Alcohol does[/B][B] [/B][B]not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.[/B]