Ruth Paine: There She goes Again

[Alan Ford]

Let us not forget about Mike.

You know, the guy who had three different stories about when he saw the BYP for the first time.

I wonder if the Paines are on the agenda for the November mock trial?

Grand Canyon smile @ Super Mod Lauren's telling response above (two thumbs up)

Another excellent point, Mr. DiEugenio, @ three different stories attributed to a lone, single individual. Pay attention to your script, Mikey, good grief man! Cut!

For their own sake, Mr. & Mrs. Paine may want to avoid November's mock trial like the plague (there will be no softball lobbing apologies, Ruthie, nor cookies with a glass of milk, Mikey).

This couple needs to do some serious soul-searching and find the courage to come clean. No more pushing that telling phone exchange between them up to a day after the assassination, nor any of the rest of their rehearsed accounts, or their reluctance to share their filed taxes. What are these two hiding?