MPs targeted in undercover sting over cash for influence

[Paul Rigby]

[quote=Paul Rigby][quote=David Guyatt]Gasp!

He must've tried the same tactic on you too then?

As I solemnly informed P-D, a patriot and his pants are not so easily parted: Was he talking cash or credit card? If the latter, he was to remove his grubby, if impeccably establishment, digits from my thigh at once.

There, I was a man of principle from the first. And I still have one of the used fivers to prove it.

Tell me, didn't the Grocer play his own piano (and others too, I understand) At Peterhouse? I know, for a fact, that he was caught jibbing his sails, and raising his mast colours in the lavatories at there.

A sickening tale of high-level depravity. Plainly, I applied to the wrong place. Damn.

I ask because I'm sure I remember the occasional loud shouts of "Bonjour matelot!"

A Noel Coward connection? Splendid. "Every girl who loves a boy/In Chicago, Illinois/Giggles and shoots him dead..."