Helen Thomas Retires Effective Immediately

[Myra Bronstein]

Poor woman. I can't blame her. At her age I'm sure she is way too old to have to put up with this bull shit. A pity though because we need people like her.

Well, she did bring up an interesting point.
We are all immigrants. We all came here from some other country. Humans were not indigenous to the Americas.
I myself can only trace my family lineage back to the second ship to reach my state, the Fortune, not the Mayflower. So here is my Modest Proposal. Every single person should be deported back to their original country.
So I'd be lucky to land back in the middle of England. Native Americans would be sent back to Asia. That's one way to reverse the diaspora.

Really? "Humans were not indigenous to the Americas" eh?

Gosh, that'll be such a blow to the many indigenous Americans. And they find out like this?! Oh the ignominy.

Whatever.

I guess the Helen Thomas episode is like a rorschach test...