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[Charles Drago]

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, "I don't know, it all happened so fast." :rofl:

Variation:

What did the snail say as he rode the turtle's back?

WHEEEEE!

OR

A snail knocks on a guy's door and asks him if he has anything to eat. The guy says no, returns to his chair, but the snail knocks again. By the fifth time the guy has had enouch and he picks up the snail and throws him across the lawn.

Two weeks later there's a knock at the door. It's the snail, who says, "What did you do that for?"

OR

Two government workers are standing on a streetcorner having a chat when one of them suddenly looks down, sees a snail at his feet, and stomps it to pieces.

His friend is shocked and asks, "Why did you do that?"

And the other government worker says, "That jerk has been following me around all day."