17-02-2009, 08:22 PM
Johnny Carson's favorite joke:
In the deepest, darkest part of the jungle is an immesne swamp. It is the hottest day in a century, steam rises from the fetid water and dying lilly pads. The calls of makaws and monkeys barely penetrate the sodden air.
Slowly, in the middle of the swamp, rise the heads of two immense hippos. Only their eyes and nostrils are visible as they part the rotting vegetation.
And one hippo turns to the other and says, "I can't get it through my head that it's Tuesday."
In the deepest, darkest part of the jungle is an immesne swamp. It is the hottest day in a century, steam rises from the fetid water and dying lilly pads. The calls of makaws and monkeys barely penetrate the sodden air.
Slowly, in the middle of the swamp, rise the heads of two immense hippos. Only their eyes and nostrils are visible as they part the rotting vegetation.
And one hippo turns to the other and says, "I can't get it through my head that it's Tuesday."