24-10-2013, 09:31 PM
The Editor,
The Spectacularly Boring,
London.
Dear Boris,
A great deal of liberal nonsense has been been talked and written about these carefully meditated pre-emptive police strikes, most obviously those against the swarthier human inhabitants, not to mention the domestic pet population, of America.
What such bleeding hearts conveniently overlook is the fact, established under controlled laboratory conditions by Pastor Hamm Shank of the Alabaman Pentecostal Church of Deliverance & Damnation, that the souls of recently deceased terrorists migrate at death into the nearest convenient host, and thus live on to threaten our cherished freedoms.
Some of them answer to Rover or Fido, while others Delroy or Conseula. Whatever their precise form or ethnic moniker, all harbour a deep grudge against all that we hold dear, and deserve to cop one, preferably in the back, while walking to their youth club, local veterinary surgeon, or hood. America should be grateful that Pastor Shank, courtesy of the prayer circle of senior police pentecostalists and snake charmers which convened at the Bush White House in January 2007, was able to disseminate his remarkable findings throughout the nation's law enforcement agencies.
I remain your most diligent reader,
Sir Reggie Pike-Darkness
The Spectacularly Boring,
London.
Dear Boris,
A great deal of liberal nonsense has been been talked and written about these carefully meditated pre-emptive police strikes, most obviously those against the swarthier human inhabitants, not to mention the domestic pet population, of America.
What such bleeding hearts conveniently overlook is the fact, established under controlled laboratory conditions by Pastor Hamm Shank of the Alabaman Pentecostal Church of Deliverance & Damnation, that the souls of recently deceased terrorists migrate at death into the nearest convenient host, and thus live on to threaten our cherished freedoms.
Some of them answer to Rover or Fido, while others Delroy or Conseula. Whatever their precise form or ethnic moniker, all harbour a deep grudge against all that we hold dear, and deserve to cop one, preferably in the back, while walking to their youth club, local veterinary surgeon, or hood. America should be grateful that Pastor Shank, courtesy of the prayer circle of senior police pentecostalists and snake charmers which convened at the Bush White House in January 2007, was able to disseminate his remarkable findings throughout the nation's law enforcement agencies.
I remain your most diligent reader,
Sir Reggie Pike-Darkness
"There are three sorts of conspiracy: by the people who complain, by the people who write, by the people who take action. There is nothing to fear from the first group, the two others are more dangerous; but the police have to be part of all three,"
Joseph Fouche
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