16-12-2014, 12:38 AM
In celebration of Langley's felicitous redefinition of the phrase "Yuletide Log," songsmith Michael Fleming has reworked an old favourite for your seasonal satisfaction:
A CIA Christmas: 12 Days of Torture
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After three:
A CIA Christmas: 12 Days of Torture
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After three:
Quote:On the first day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
A session of waterboarding
On the second day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the third day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the fourth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the fifth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the sixth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the seventh day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the eighth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Eight stress positions
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the ninth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Nine clothes-a-stripping
Eight stress positions
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the tenth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Ten sleep deprivations
Nine clothes-a-stripping
Eight stress positions
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the eleventh day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
Eleven heads-a-walling
Ten sleep deprivations
Nine clothes-a-stripping
Eight stress positions
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and a session of waterboarding
On the twelfth day of torture
The CIA gave to me:
12 times-a-beating
Eleven heads-a-walling
Ten sleep deprivations
Nine clothes-a-stripping
Eight stress positions
Seven slaps and insults
Six facial holds
Five rectal feedings
Four cramped confinements
Three attention grasps
Two abdominal slaps
and they still can't catch a terrorist
"There are three sorts of conspiracy: by the people who complain, by the people who write, by the people who take action. There is nothing to fear from the first group, the two others are more dangerous; but the police have to be part of all three,"
Joseph Fouche
Joseph Fouche