Trump dossier

[Lauren Johnson]

What we'd be getting with Trump is 100 times worse.

I have to say, Cliff, I've enjoyed hugely your portrait of America under the Trumper. It's Hieronymous Bosch as reimagined by Sids Snot and/or Viscious, all under the influence of steaming vats of super-heated glue  and all the better for it.

According to this luridly dystopian vision, Christian Gauleiters, festooned in neo-Nazi regalia and Averell Harriman badges, bestride by torch light a land beset by famine and pestilence, zealously liquidating grandmothers, abortionists, advocates of socialized medicine, computer geeks, liberals, onanists, liberal onanists, librarians, foreigners (particularly if dusky or swarthy) , pornographers,  welfare recipients, anyone with an IQ in three figures, and, presumably, small, cuddly animals.

Rotting corpses of social workers and captured illegals dangle on high, swaying from manacles affixed to vast, pointless walls extending as far as the human eye can see. Headless lesbians litter the smoking ground, through which march zombie chain-gangs of weeping homosexualists  forcibly "straightened" with the aid of the First Church of Ben the Snake Handler, pharmaceuticals and lavish doses of electricity. And this is only New York. Out in the mid-West, of course, it's really, really bad.

You must work this up into some sort of script: Rodham's speeches are as dull as dishwater.

Paul, your version of my "luridly dystopian vision" is more spot on than my own.

Give Trump a second term and he'll make you look like Nostradamus.

This line is eerily prescient:  "Christian Gauleiters, festooned in neo-Nazi regalia...bestride by torch light a land beset by famine and pestilence"



Wait.  If Trump is not elected, whatever that means, it will be just as bad if not worse.  I suspect it will be another version of "stabbed in the back."