26-04-2013, 02:09 PM
[ATTACH=CONFIG]4678[/ATTACH]And why can they not find the chubby bald red bearded Armenian Muslim convert exorcist?
Quote:The clip Question English about assailant from Johnny English (2003) with Rowan Atkinson, Tim Pigott-Smith
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast.
Tell me about this assailant. When they searched the room, there was no sign ofhim.
Well, the man was clearly a professional.
He must have escaped while the queen was being sedated.
But he's the only lead we've got. We have to find him.
Come in. This is- This is Roger from Data Support.
Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description.
So tell us, what did this man look like?
Um... well...
he was... big.
Hair color?
Um... orange.
Orange?
Mmm. And curly.
Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.
Frizzy.
An eye patch.
Broken nose. Very few teeth.
Two, I would say, at the most.
And a scar on his cheek...
in the shape... of a banana.
Which cheek?
Both cheeks.
They sort of met in the middle.
Are you sure about this, English?
Oh,yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance.
Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." Karl Marx
"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.
"He would, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies. When asked in court whether she knew that Lord Astor had denied having sex with her.
“I think it would be a good idea” Ghandi, when asked about Western Civilisation.