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Lookee here! Another Brit bank goes belly up - and we have something new
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Yes, another Brit bank goes belly up. Someone's been hiding this news.

But it's going to be a bail-in not a bail out. Coop Bank's bondholders get no choice. They're forcibly opted in. Their investments in the bank are now a wreck, as their bonds are replaced by shares.

For those not familiar with stock market parlance, a bond can be redeemed at (par) it's face value - if it cost you £1000 it's redemption value remains £1000, where as a share's value is whatever the market says it is. It could become worthless. But worse than this, the involuntary opt-in for bondholders means they get a forced haircut of around 30% of the value of their bonds in the forced switch to shares.

Ain't banking and democracy great!

But remember, as Dave Cameron says, "we're all in this together".

Nice one Dave.

Got any more crackers to tell us?

From The Slog:

Quote:BANKING SCANDALS: Cooking up the hook-ups that turned into f**k-ups…and Britain's first bailin.Boiling up…. a massive Labour debt at the CoOp, fraud at RBS, Libor fiddles at the Bank of England…and how a sorry trail of incompetent political interference led to a haircut for innocent CoOp investors.
There are few British bloggers with the nous and attention span of Anna Raccoon when it comes to the history of ramifications. So she was pretty fast out of the blocks yesterday when it came to spotting the reasons behind the Co-Op bank's woes at the moment. She beat the Mail on Sunday by several hours in getting the story out. So while I was putting out smoke signals about why Hester got the chop from RBS, and speculating on Paul Tucker's sudden resignation at the Bank of England, Ms Raccoon was pointing out why the Co-Ops demise is political dynamite.


As Anna explained, a rather large political Party called Labour (new improved not-New Labour) has a whopping £3.6m debt with the Co-Op. If somebody somewhere decides to foreclose on that, the political fallout will be that of an unstable isotope: accusations will explode in all directions.


But probably of much bigger international significance is that we are about to experience Britain's first bailin. Holders of certain bond types (and we're not talking wealthy folks here far from it) will get a haircut calculated by the MoS to be around 30%. I understand it may be much higher than that. Prepare for an official announcement as the week unfolds.


Be under no illusion, the Co-Operative Bank is in deep doo-doo. A great deal of the problem stems from the Britannia building society and Co-operative's £70bn "super-mutual" merger in January 2009…a marriage which, one might say, has never been fully consummated. IT problems dogged the whole thing from Day One: but at heart, the Britannia loaded on to the Co-op all sorts of bad debts and other nasties it didn't deserve….and then at a crucial moment, the Co-Op had its arm twisted to take on those Lloyds Branches the EU insisted must go. This took the management's eye off the ball at entirely the wrong time.


The Co-Op deal was never a merger in reality: when Britannia came to the table, it was already a busted flush. Over a quarter of its lending business was extremely toxic, and probably more than that would've been defined as sub-prime'. Notably, there were no bribes to Members to get them to approve the deal. And in the 2008 collapses, Britannia had found itself badly exposed to two failures. There was much drivel about "Britannia doesn't need to do this deal, this is a merger of equals", but in reality it was a hastily arranged fire sale. The question is, who twisted Co-Op's arm to do it?


That nice Scottish country solicitor Alistair Darling already had some serious fiscal and political problems on his plate at the time. It wasn't just that Gordooom was losing his marbles like a kid with holes in every pocket: he'd already been told by the regulator that Dunfermline BS was a disaster area a total write-off….thanks to Lehman et al knowingly flogging them junk. There goes yet another fraud that was never investigated. Not only was it in Brown's constituency, with Britannia also a basket case, Clerical Ali was fearful of mass panic, and desperate to avoid pro-Labour mutuals from dropping like flies. Daft hook-ups like Lloyds and HBOS were not yet the obvious f**k-ups they later became.


Darling's personal reputation was also at stake: he had nailed his colours firmly to the Mutual mast. By March 2009, he'd had to give the Nationwide close to £1.6bn of taxpayers' dosh to persuade them to absorb the Dunfermline crock; and although both Britannia and Dunfermline had been conned by banking's mainstream sociopaths, the Chancellor knew that this would get lost in the detail as the Conservative Opposition went for his throat. He had to act. Let's be more precise: Gordon Brown ordered him to act. And not for nothing did Tony Blair, when prime minister, remark that dealing with Brown was like "facing the dentist's drill without an anaesthetic". Because the Britannia wasn't technically insolvent, the merger' could be engineered with the pols largely off-stage.


But then there was a change of Government, much of this was forgotten…..and along came the EU. As a consequence of its £17.4 billion bailout by the taxpayer, Brussels ordered Lloyds to sell off 632 branches by the end of 2013. I'm told that Vince Cable in particular is more than slightly perturbed by the evidence linking him to the Co-Op and its proposed takeover of the Lloyds branches. There is gossip of commercially unwise arm-twisting here too.


And finally, as I posted yesterday the doors are revolving wildly at RBS, Lloyds. It seems to me that certain key politicians are keen to distance themselves from what is rapidly turning into an almighty mess involving Paul Tucker and Stephen Hester.


So to sum up then, complicity in SME fraud, forcing through the Lloyds/HBOS disaster, arm-twisting the Nationwide, a hospital pass for the CoOp, more distraction for the CoOp on Lloyds/HBOS, and rigging the Libor rate. What wonders politicians do perform.
The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.
Carl Jung - Aion (1951). CW 9, Part II: P.14
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