Am I talking balls?

[Magda Hassan]

::laughingdog::

[Magda Hassan]

I think of this clip every time I come to this thread. Wondering what sort of balls will be coming up next.

[Paul Rigby]

Here are the major findings:

• The Houthis cynically moved the funeral hall and its occupants directly into the path of the falling bombs, which were precision instruments launched against an Iranian death ray
  
• It is imperative that the UK sells even more arms, at incredibly inflated prices, to the Saudis
  
• There is, with any luck, no military solution to the war in Yemen, unlike in Syria, where the complete triumph of the CIA's Islamic Contras would solve everything
  
• Only agents of the Kremlin refuse to take seriously the Saudi report into the Saudi atrocity
  

Dear sir,

Typically ignorant bloody terrorists! It's bloody impossible to drop a bomb in anger these days, without innocents throwing themselves beneath the damn bloody things, just so they can hinder the legal and moral right of Her Majesty's government to graciously issue export licenses for the much needed and sought after products of leading British export companies intent on the scientific transmutation of turning useless sand into glass for the betterment of mankind and the furtherance of glass-makers everywhere.

In frustration,
Hugh Winkletoe, Resident Bar Polisher, The Royal Oak Hotel, Wivenhoe.

Mr. Hugh Winkletoe's most recent missive (17 October) embodies the sort of robust common sense that has long made the Torygraph's letters page an oasis of sanity in a sea of modishly sentimental human rights dross, most of it generated by grasping solicitors and their dupes, many of these sex-starved Grauniad women stalking refugee camps in search of a meaty column.

He is unquestionably correct, as I proved conclusively in my seminal work, Arabia Berserka, the definitive study of an appalling ancient custom. Arabs have traditionally flung both their enemies and unwanted relatives, many of them women and children, beneath or in the path of bombs, tanks, bullets, depleted uranium, and, lest we forget, a little Churchillian mustard gas: All in a desperate attempt to discredit the benign imperial rule of first Britain, and, latterly, our esteemed American cousins.

Readers interested in scientific proof of these verities may turn with complete confidence to the updated edition of my book, the one with the added graphs and tables, some of which are comprehensible, all courtesy of the Tel Aviv Institute for Advanced Steven Pinkerism. It's the one with the ExxonMobil logo on the spine.

Those familiar with the first edition may rest assured that it continues to contain that extraordinary foreword by my late friend Tommy Lawrence. The Sand-Buggers, that immortal rumination upon the subject of British Arabists, has been supplemented, you will be pleased to learn, by a photographic insert depicting proud Turkish privates.

Yours sincerely,

Charles Montagu Poncy,
The Hilton Garden Inn,
Riyadh

[David Guyatt]

"...sex-starved Grauniad women stalking refugee camps in search of a meaty column."

​::laughingdog::

[Paul Rigby]

Best Of The Young Turds Election Day Meltdown 2016: From inarticulately smug to incomprehensibly devastated.

Favourite quote: "Alaska could swing..."

[video=youtube_share;UiWY0iRLV94]http://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94[/video]

[Paul Rigby]

I have dipped my rod in these waters before, but nothing prepared me for the severity of this attack on my funny bone:

Obama Murdered Joan Rivers For Exposing Tranny Michelle Obama!! 2016

FisherOfMen2

Published on Nov 23, 2016

[video=youtube_share;xFXXMz_mZhY]http://youtu.be/xFXXMz_mZhY[/video]

In the words of the gentleman responsible, "come on, folks, it's all there."

[Paul Rigby]

Mystic Maddow's enormous psephological balls are here weighed and found wanting by Jimmy Dore:

Published on Dec 9, 2016

[video=youtube_share;BqPc7pqhk3I]http://youtu.be/BqPc7pqhk3I[/video]

$30,000 a day. Fully deserved, in my view.

[Paul Rigby]

Mr. Hugh Winkletoe's most recent missive (17 October) embodies the sort of robust common sense that has long made the Torygraph's letters page an oasis of sanity in a sea of modishly sentimental human rights dross, most of it generated by grasping solicitors and their dupes, many of these sex-starved Grauniad women stalking refugee camps in search of a meaty column...

Yours sincerely,

Charles Montagu Poncy,
The Hilton Garden Inn,
Riyadh

Married Calais Jungle charity chief 'had a year-long AFFAIR with a toyboy Tunisian bodyguard she met in the camp' but insisted volunteers should not have sex with migrants

Clare Mosely's relationship with Mohamed Bajjar was 'well known' in The Jungle
The 46-year-old set up Care4Calais in 2015, which had strict no sex rules
It is alleged she moved in with the 27-year-old Tunisian, known as Kimo
She has now split up with him because she fears he conned her out of thousands

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-camp.html

[Paul Rigby]

Rep Hank Johnson on helium debate 'Imagine a world without balloons'

Published on 4 Jun 2013

[video=youtube_share;Z2jVTbwVGko]http://youtu.be/Z2jVTbwVGko[/video]

Move over, John Lennon.

[David Guyatt]

Long live helium!