17-08-2013, 03:06 AM
Does Phil Dragoo remind anyone of our own DPF version of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," from the Dos Equis commercial?
Yes? Here's what I've recently uncovered:
- James Angleton was spooked by him.
- Kris Kardashian claims to those in her innermost circle he is the father of at least two of her children.
- On a June night in Bangkok in 2009, over an early dinner, he accused David Carradine of "playing it safe."
- He calls Dick Cheney once a month to see if he's up for some duck hunting.
- In a seance, held somewhere in the east on a Halloween night, he channeled the spirit of Helena Blavatsky and told her she had "some nice little theories."
- He sent Donald Rumsfeld a candy gram upon his retirement from public service, advising him to "get some fiber" in his diet.
- Suggested to execs at the Lifetime Network that Emilio Estevez and Ellen DeGeneres play Nelson and David Rockefeller in a proposed bio-pic.
- Ran into Neil Young in a Toronto airport and scolded the Rock icon. "Richard Nixon did not have soul."
- Favorite saying: "That little Dulles..."
Whenever Jonathan Goldsmith decides to hang 'em up, I think Dos Equis has their man.
*This post was made with great admiration and affection for the contributions Phil makes on this forum. In awe, actually.