The Royal Engagement

[Peter Presland]

This is probably as perceptive a comment on yesterday's announcement of the Prince William - Kate Middleton engagement as we are likely to see amongst the ballyhoo and MSM fawning that will be our lot right up to and beyond 'the big day'.

I watched the interview on the BBC last night and was mildly surprised (and not a little alarmed) to watch KM proudly displaying Will's mother's Blue Sapphire and diamond engagement ring as the token. I try to maintain a rigorous non-superstitious approach to life but found myself asking if that were not tempting providence just an itsy-bit unnecessarily. What might it portend? - Hmmm.

This from Lenin's Tomb:

I dream of a time when the feudal rhapsody of sovereigns, their kin (cf 'bloodline'), and their property deals (cf 'wedding'), will cease to be daily feature of British public life. I yearn for the day when servile, sentimental crawling to their majesties will be interred in a funereal parade of union jack draped boxes. But to hanker for a wholly rationalised capitalist state, to put right what Britain's bourgeois revolution failed to achieve, is to covet a mirage.


It is a theoretical possibility, but in my opinion an extreme improbability, that Britain would be rid of its monarchy short of a social convulsion on a par with, or close to, revolution. The British capitalist state has been defined by its successes as an imperialist state. It was the world's first capitalist empire, and it is as an imperialist state that it has most tightly embraced the monarchical principle - in victory against republican France, for example, and in its colonial conquests, from the Opium Wars, to the Raj, to the Mandates. It was as Empress of India that Victoria re-invented a previously ramshackle and endangered monarchy in the face of a rising mass democracy. It was flush with the wealth of the colonies that the British royal family, itself always a very successful family of capitalist entrepreneurs and not just rentiers, regained its lost exuberance and vitality.

Even if our biscuit tin monarchy (as Will Self has called it) is no longer riding a wave of colonial success, it remains at the apex of an imperial matrix whose 'role in world affairs' (as our professional euphemisers would have it) relies heavily on the accumulated cultural capital embodied in the Commonwealth. Windsor has also entrenched itself as a domestic power. It has assiduously courted a popular base, which perforce requires it to act as a silent partner in the class struggle - a source of legitimacy for the bourgeoisie, by dint of its apparent (only apparent) disentanglement from the daily grind of capital accumulation. And British capitalism has not run out of uses for these sojourners from the German low-lands. That this is so can be easily checked: no significant pro-capitalist political force in the UK is interested in republicanism. The bourgeois modernisers of Blair's court, for all their initial constitutional radicalism, never had any desire to challenge monarchical power, least of all its residues in parliament which guaranteed Number Ten such strong executive powers. Blair, who went weak at the knees in the presence of the rich, is said to have been genuine in his sentimental, star-struck adoration of the royals.

The monarchy still functions as the guarantor of a caste within the ruling class, which any good bourgeois wants admittance to - give an old chief executive an OBE, and he will consider himself to have truly lived. It still bestows social distinction - more than that, it upholds and perpetuates the superstitious belief in distinction, in meritorious 'honour' as well as 'honour' by birthright. Its systems of ranking still structure hierarchies within the state, notably the police, the navy, the air force, and the army. It is still the major patron of 'Britishness', the myth of a temporally continuous and organically whole national culture, which every legislator in search of an authoritarian mandate invokes. It is the sponsor of martial discourse, inviting us to believe that the British ruling class and its stately authorities, notably its armed forces, cleave to 'values' other than those of egoistic calculation. Its festivals of supremacy still mediate our experience of capitalism, suggesting that beneath the daily experience of conflict and confrontation, there is a more essential, eternal unity in the British polity. They still summon deference, in an era of political secularism. Windsor is susceptible to secular decline in that respect but this decline is, if I may say so, taking an awfully long time. Longer than is reasonable. And its adaptibility, its resilience in the face of the prevailing weltanschauung winds, suggests that it has successfully woven itself into the fabric of British capitalism, particularly the British state, such that to be an effective republican one must first be a socialist.

Today, a ruling class offensive is once more accompanied by the promise of a royal wedding spectacle, this time between a balding first-born prince - who has already sought to prove his fitness to rule in the frontiers of Afghanistan - and a high street fashion clerk. One must not expect that this will have any bearing on making the cuts, or the government, any more popular. It will not do that, any more than 1981's connubials rescued Thatcher from the doldrums. Its message is more subtle than that. Yes, capitalism may be in crisis. Yes, the ruling ideology may be in crisis. Yes, there may be strikes, protests and conflagrations. There may be tumultuous, rising democracy. But for all that, the message states, the firm continues. It reproduces itself, through birth (bloodline), and through marriage (property), each spawning a proliferation of imperial bunting as the media pipes patriotism into the mainline. As long as British capitalism continues, as long as the empire state continues, as long as the butcher's apron flies, so long lives Britannia and its personified fleshers.

[Magda Hassan]

Just wondering about the exquisite timing of the announcement of the inbred Winsdor and the new breeder. Oh, happy days. The media will be non stop on this for the next 20 years. Just as the tide was turning in Britain the construction of a fairy tale dam to shore up the seething masses.:bandit:

[Magda Hassan]

Beat me to it Peter. I'll merge them.

[Magda Hassan]

Unemployed English Girl to Wed Soldier from Welfare Family

by Choire Sicha on November 16th, 2010
It was, the English papers say, a "marathon eight-year courtship." But like every marathon of… two people… it had a winner? Yes, that's a metaphor that doesn't hold up. But it does nicely reflect the idea of monogamy as constantly besieged—and also the idea of marriage being a prize, won by the woman. Because men just hate it, and have to be tricked into it! Welcome to the most sexist day on the planet earth in some time! In any event, today a girl, Kate Middleton, becomes an English princess; her "prize," a lifetime of agonizing social events. Also Prince William's rapidly declining looks (sorry!) and oodles of cash.
The Daily Mail has the most extensive chronology of the relationship's history. How desperate have the tabloids been for a scandal? Extremely desperate.
This is about all they've got: "But it was during William's Sandhurst passing-out parade that Miss Middleton's mother, Carole came under fire. Mrs Middleton, whose former career as an airline stewardess earned her the sniffy nickname 'Doors To Manual', was highly criticised for chewing what turned out to be nicotine gum during the formal ceremony."
Oh Carole, truly you are the greatest thing about this engagement. Most recently, Carole has been spotted "on the Dukan Diet (some days, it emerged, lunching on nothing more than prawns and cottage cheese)."
In any event, welcome to the best Internet comment ever, from here: "Her parents can't be overly happy. She has been largely unemployed since she left school and is now marrying someone who has been on welfare most of his life. With the new government's promise to cut housing benefit and force those who repeatedly turn down work into manual labour I do worry for them."
And here's London's mayor, Boris Johnson: "In a weird way, it cheers everyone up." Weird indeed. A brief pause in glassings is expected to continue throughout the evening in London.
http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/unemployed...are-family

[Peter Presland]

Unemployed English Girl to Wed Soldier from Welfare Family

by Choire Sicha on November 16th, 2010
It was, the English papers say, a "marathon eight-year courtship." But like every marathon of… two people… it had a winner? Yes, that's a metaphor that doesn't hold up. But it does nicely reflect the idea of monogamy as constantly besieged—and also the idea of marriage being a prize, won by the woman. Because men just hate it, and have to be tricked into it! Welcome to the most sexist day on the planet earth in some time! In any event, today a girl, Kate Middleton, becomes an English princess; her "prize," a lifetime of agonizing social events. Also Prince William's rapidly declining looks (sorry!) and oodles of cash.
The Daily Mail has the most extensive chronology of the relationship's history. How desperate have the tabloids been for a scandal? Extremely desperate.
This is about all they've got: "But it was during William's Sandhurst passing-out parade that Miss Middleton's mother, Carole came under fire. Mrs Middleton, whose former career as an airline stewardess earned her the sniffy nickname 'Doors To Manual', was highly criticised for chewing what turned out to be nicotine gum during the formal ceremony."
Oh Carole, truly you are the greatest thing about this engagement. Most recently, Carole has been spotted "on the Dukan Diet (some days, it emerged, lunching on nothing more than prawns and cottage cheese)."
In any event, welcome to the best Internet comment ever, from here: "Her parents can't be overly happy. She has been largely unemployed since she left school and is now marrying someone who has been on welfare most of his life. With the new government's promise to cut housing benefit and force those who repeatedly turn down work into manual labour I do worry for them."
And here's London's mayor, Boris Johnson: "In a weird way, it cheers everyone up." Weird indeed. A brief pause in glassings is expected to continue throughout the evening in London.
http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/unemployed...are-family

Thanks for that Magda.

The 'best internet comment' bit would probably have triggered another of my 'coffee sprayed over keyboard' episodes had I not been between coffees at the time of reading.

I'll be chuckling over that one all day. There are consolations amid the gloom eh?

[Myra Bronstein]

...In any event, today a girl, Kate Middleton, becomes an English princess; her "prize," a lifetime of agonizing social events. Also Prince William's rapidly declining looks (sorry!) and oodles of cash...

Giggle. Yes Charles bequeathed to William his unfortunate genetic legacy. Whereas Prince Harry likely benefited from James Hewitt's genes. Hewitt is scum but he's still better than Charles and klan.

[Magda Hassan]

Warning: Peter P, put your coffee down before watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIgdnlOSlps

[Charles Drago]

Just stay out of the Tunnel of Love ride.

As an aside: Nice trombone playing on the YouTube video. Bob Brookmeyer, perhaps? Then again, the attack is not indicative of a valve 'bone.

[David Guyatt]

Warning: Peter P, put your coffee down before watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIgdnlOSlps

Loved it!

[Peter Presland]

Warning: Peter P, put your coffee down before watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIgdnlOSlps

Loved it!

Ditto

Thanks for the warning Magda. It was needed. Esp:

• "Nigella Lawson: who's doing the catering" and
  
• "Queen Liz:Now friends with Barbara Windsor"