18-02-2010, 08:33 AM
When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert.'
I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert.'
I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.