03-08-2012, 11:06 AM
Behold the Rosetta Stone with the DaVinci Code, David Condon's Manchurian Gumbo replete with a Dirty Dozen Maltese Milk Balls, and twenty-seven red herrings having little or nothing to do with Sponsorship, Facilitation or Mechanization of the Assassination of the 35th President.
But wait. Call right now and we'll double this offer with several tracts from the John Birch Society and a glimpse of the Fourth Reich as perceived through the eyes of Tim McVeigh a card-carrying MacArthurite--a corn cob pipe included with the first fifty orders.
This is the full-auto gibberish of yore. Imagine McGyverland trying to pick up a heading back to base over your gum-wrapper and safety pin radio and all you get is these accordion-playing Knights of Lawrence Welk dancing the United Fruit Polka.
But wait. Call right now and we'll double this offer with several tracts from the John Birch Society and a glimpse of the Fourth Reich as perceived through the eyes of Tim McVeigh a card-carrying MacArthurite--a corn cob pipe included with the first fifty orders.
This is the full-auto gibberish of yore. Imagine McGyverland trying to pick up a heading back to base over your gum-wrapper and safety pin radio and all you get is these accordion-playing Knights of Lawrence Welk dancing the United Fruit Polka.